seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

brendanwtf:

i showered and I look like a douche

brendanwtf:

i showered and I look like a douche

Anonymous said: Are you into vagina?

godform:

yeah i love them, im a dedicated collector. i have vaginas first demo tape and i saw them on tour like last week

seansoo:

seansoo:

having thick ass hair is such a pain i just want smooth thin silky beautiful hair that waves in the wind while the sun shines elegantly in the background

disclaimer: i do not have hair on my ass. i was referring to hair on my head, thanks

fellowteen:

zaynmalif:

this twitter account saved my life

middle eastern boys have such pristine eyebrow game i cant even

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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and
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

sext

  • boy: mm what are you wearing?
  • me: four inch little brown Bebe shoes
  • mom: 29 DOLLARS!!!!!!!

porndirector:

When I get hit on

bckys:

when u want to be friends with someone but you have no idea how to start a friendship with them and you’re just kinda like 

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Anonymous said: are you black?

41st:

i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.