stability:

a work of art

femalewrappers:

niall horan is such an inspiration

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

dekutree:

how do we get her to congress?

catgotyoururl:

barely employed youth takes selfies pt.2

catgotyoururl:

barely employed youth takes selfies pt.2

Anonymous said: i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity

olivegarden:

image

phukers:

I will free you

phukers:

I will free you

keyote:

friend: *crying* he never called me 

me: did you swallow though?

friend: ew no

me:

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rlaph:

when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is

rlaph:

when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is