meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

*drops something on purpose in front of somebody im trying to get nasty with*

me: oh….. let me get that right quick

*hits that nicki minaj anaconda single cover art pose*

why do people even talk to me literally all i reply with is omg

taco-bell-rey:

"I loved them before they got popular"

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beyoncevevo:

"touch my butt and give me pizza" image

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret


im lit as fuck rn

brookeeverdeen:

@LIONSGATE WE SHOULD HAVE A FULL LENGTH TRAILER BY NOW. MOVIES COMING OUT IN 2015 HAVE 3-4 MINUTES LONG TRAILERS. WE HAVE A ONE MINUTE LONG. YOUR MOVIE COMES OUT IN 4 MONTHS. 

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

vedantist:

adventures-in-blogyssey:

highlyglamorous:

It smells like grilled cheese outside

which lana del rey song is this from

it sounds more like a lorde song

frickin:

Everyone is being all artsy on instagram during the summer and then there is me looking like a fucking papaya