pandaexpressvevo:

do you ever get a text and think “nah” and go back to whatever you’re doing

sublimemichael:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got 

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hun

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

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Passport pl- 
I AM THE QUEEN



The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.
So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

ultrafacts:

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Passport pl- 

I AM THE QUEEN

The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.

So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

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julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

brendanwtf:

peppermintsnatch:

ayyyyyyyeeeeee brendanwtf (:

bruh

brendanwtf:

brendanwtf:

Eating cookie dough to forget that I’m sad

Split it with a friend and now I realize that was dumb because I’m still a little bummed man I shouldn’t have shared

me

exhumations:

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exhumations:

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deadlydinos:

randomlovesawkward:

HE THINKS HE’S AMBULANCE

IM SO SORRY ABOUT THE TIME VIDEO WATCH THIS DOG BE AN AMBULANCE INSTEAD OKAY FRIENDS